It’s a little tough to read so I’ll make it easy for ya, “The one and only Greg Vee, parties, clubs, girls, lives the good live everyday.”  True story, apparently.

“PUT ME AS GUIDO OF THE WEEK U NEED A TURE GUIDO LIKE ME NOT LIKE ANOTHER FUCKIN SUPERDORK FUCKING LOSER”

“imm the guido of the week im gianvouni maiorino im num 1 fistpumper outhere im moree riped than rambo”

Anyone who writes in all caps when submitting a photo for use must mean business, so jury is out if youre telling the truth.

Lots of Boston jersey on the site recently, not on purpose either, I hate the Celtics, but you didn’t make guido of the week mr. boston.  Look left and right, thats why.  You just end up in the photo.

It is rare that we look at a photo like this and our eyes are being drawn to shiny jewelry over well…other features. And for this….J Girl of the week. Super hottie.

Dudes…we’re just mesmerized by this girl. Be careful, this photo Will Hypnotize you. You will start having nightmares and fist pumping in your sleep. If you choose to keep reading and looking up at this photo, we take no responsibility for what happens to your health.

Peace.

Hello Keeper of the Guidos:

Only in NYC… can you transform yourself from a chubby Greek teen from northern VA into a real life Guido in a few short years at college.  He took up permanent residence in NYC after graduation, and yes, is actually my friend.  He is in denial that he is one of them, probably because he has not started grooming his brows yet, but the hair, the open shirt, and the Criss Angel necklaces are all so “jaga bombs” and jersey shore.  Also of obvious note, the big haired girl on his side.

He deserves this honor for all of his hard work, training, and protein supplements.  I only wish I could submit every photo of him currently posted on Facebook, but this one is the clear winner.

Thank you for your consideration,

Mary

P.S. – I was directed to your site because yes, my boyfriend’s real name is Guido (no, not this kid I submitted; the real Guido hates Guidos).  When giving his name for a takeout order at a sandwich shop in South Philly he had to say, “Yeah, Guido, real name, no gimmicks.”  He hates himself.  My mother thinks he should change his name.  We went to the Jersey shore and he lied and told some people his name was Marco

Thanks Mary.  The year might be winding down, but that doesnt mean the party is.