Comes out today!!! In Stores Nationwide!  Stop what you are doing and go run to Urban Outfitters, Barnes and Noble, and anywhere else books are sold and check it out.  If you’ve ever laughed, cried, sneered, or cheered at guidofistpump.com, you need to make this book the latest edition to your bathroom library.

It’s not a photo comments book, it’s the real deal, and we put our stamp of approval on it, obvi.

Looks like we even got a writeup on The Daily Beast and we’ll be on the radio near you soon!  Have a look at the right hand side of this page to check it out!

The Guido Anthropology is now complete, and we put out the book about the damn thing.

Just wanted to give a little informative scientific bit about the lineage of jersey pride as exemplified in this photo. Please take note that characteristics such as “looking awesome,” “totally killing it” are passed down from generation to generation. Gotta teach your kids about tradition or they’ll just grow up rotten. Well done sir.

charts and graphs yo!

For all the jersey fist pumpers out there

rise in hair gel usage

All of this information is real. It can be traced back to global warming, you saw Al Gore’s movie right? Take action now or you too will be a guido by morning. There is no stopping it now. Brace yourself, the facts are before you.

fist pumping is on the rise

global hair gel usage

step by step instructions

Step by step instructions for all of y’all guidos courtesy of…

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/