Welcome to guidofistpump.com
For all the jersey fist pumpers out there
For those who don't know about fist pumping, you don't know jack. Guido fist pumping is the only form of dance accepted on the Jersey Shore. Pump your fist or go home lonely and cry your Guido eyes out. This site is a shrine to the glory of guidos fist pumping. Guidettes the world over are already going nuts over the jersey shore dancing below. Thank you and keep pumping those fists. You've waited a whole year...and now...finally...the summer is here! All the ridiculous people of the world come out and party! New Guidos are probably making their first appearances tonight somewhere like butterflies from a caterpillar. Props to collegehumor and all the other big sites that are linking to us, we're getting all sorts of hilarious emails and comments. New videos, new pics, new hilarity, check back every week!
Can you say Guidofabulous?
New Pictures and Videos every week this way ----->
Practice makes perfect when it comes to Jersey.
And here's perfect.
Thanks to everyone who has been digging the site since its creation. The emails, pics, and videos we've been getting are hilarious. Check our more videos page for tons of funny stuff. And take a peek at our Guido Fist Pump store, with guido t-shirts and gifts. Happy Holidays to the fans, here's some of our favorite emails from you guys so far.
GFP-
My friends and I love your site. We have a unanimous favorite video that was recently taken down. We MUST track down that video. Hell- half of our recent Vegas trip was based on quotes from that video. When we smoke, it's must see TV.
New Orleans GFP Fan Club
(Alas, that video seems to have disappeared. If any of you fist pumpers find it out there somewhere send it to us. please...)
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first of all, i love the site. ive spent hours and hours enjoying the awesomeness that is guidofistpump.com over the past couple of days.
so my friends and i were discussing the guido species, and came up with i great analogy:
i asked, "why do all guidos know how to fist pump in such an awesome way?"
to which my friend responded "its like how birds know how to migrate for the winter. it's instilled deep within their genes, so they know how to do it at birth."
thought you might enjoy.
keep on fistpumping.
(A guido Haiku of sorts)
funny guido things
Here's what Urban Dictionary says about da Guido
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido
Here's a sample...WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear. NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.
and dont be this guy...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=benny
A funny rant about Guido Juicehead fist pumpin etc
http://standingonthebox.blogspot.com/2006/06/juicehead-mating-ritual.html
A Great blog entry from Cajun Boy in the City
Here's the setup..."in a recent entry, i relayed a story of two guidos getting into a fight in a manhattan club over a myspace friend request that went denied."
http://cajunboyinthecity.blogspot.com/2007/02/guido-anthropological-enigma-of-21st.html
guidofistpump.com was recently featured as guest web site of the week on slaptheface. They write a great blog, about all the people out there that you just want to well...slap in the face. check em out.
Oh and just for kicks, my ipod went to sh*t on me recently, but I found some great advice on this site.
Our buddies on the west coast came up with an awesome site dude! If you haven't seen the video on his front page, you have to check it out.
Even the most Guidoey Guido has to pick up the pieces of his life and got to work Monday morning to pay for the cases of gel needed to maintain da blowout. And the rims don't come for free either.
http://www.jobsearchcomparison.com
We just found out about a totally kickass, badass, awesome website that is truly in the spirit of the Guidofistpump. Check out hot chicks with douchebags fistpumpers, you won't be disappointed. It's Guidos galore.
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
Official Wikipedia of the Jersey Shore
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore
Here's my personal favorite Rick. This guy knows how to use hair gel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
This guy's site is humor. Hair gel, rims, jersey shore house rentals.
The Jersey Guido IQ Test. You got what it takes? Guaranteed laughs on this one.
http://www.thephatphree.com/Features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=984&LayoutType=1
Breaking news
jersey shore emergency
Newsflash: Terrible spill still being cleaned up
Anonymous interview with NJ Shore partygoer
GFP: So where in Jersey are you from
Anonymous: Bridgewater, BW, Represent!
GFP: Yeah...Bridgewater...my aunt Millie lives by the Commons...guido fist pump
Anonymous: Ain't no party like a guido fist pumping party cause the guido fist pump don't stop.
GFP: What? Right... guido fist pump on brother. See you down at the shore house. Bring your hair gel.