Getting somewhere.  I’m digging the glow in the dark radioactive lips you got going there.  Either that or your like a she-spiderman or something.

“hey guys i love your site and i just had to submit about my friend. this guy is the ultimate guido in philly.¬† a typical pic with this guy includes: peace signs, slightly puckered lips, sun glasses, and suckering a girl into holding up his shirt to show off his abs”

You forgot to add TIMES 2!