Guido hogan?  Randy Macho man douche?  No no its…

“Sweeping the internet to find what is hopefully the next “Guido of the Week,” all hope was lost until this fine specimen entered my 12 inch computer screen.  Through a Facebook group invite titled, “All in support of Italian ICE!!!! Nunzio Cipriano”  “Support our main man Nunzio in his quest to make it to the top…!!!”
The top of what you ask? Well I’m not sure. However, I can Imagine that all the sweat and the fresh new chinstrap look wrapped around a smug expression complete with the guido signature chain is the result of a post coital fist- pumping experience that will be recognized for ages.  So here he is, fist-pumping his way to the top….of something or other. ”

Thanks for the email.  Classic.