I’ve been told this kid single handedly caused a hair gel shortage for 2 weeks.

“Hello,
You should strongly consider one of these photos for guido of the week. I think it is clear that this kid is a huge guido douche and deserves to have his face on your fine site. Attached are three photos that are all worthy of winning. If I had to pick I would go with the second picture where you can truely see how rediculous his hair looks.
Thanks,”

charts and graphs yo!

For all the jersey fist pumpers out there

rise in hair gel usage

All of this information is real. It can be traced back to global warming, you saw Al Gore’s movie right? Take action now or you too will be a guido by morning. There is no stopping it now. Brace yourself, the facts are before you.

fist pumping is on the rise

global hair gel usage

step by step instructions

Step by step instructions for all of y’all guidos courtesy of…

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/