“2 of the toughest guidos partying it up while the the broad in the back is getting told off”

“Sometimes less is more…Just enough waxing of the eyebrows to shape the eye of the tiger (no pun intended, as we all know that song strikes home with any real Steakhead)…enough orange to bring out the definition but not enough to work for Mr. Wonka himself…lips pouted as if kissing the air they breathe……..the true essence of a Joey, however, is in consistency. This man does not just take 2 hours in preparation for a night of cameras and glitz…….and a little David Guetta. No no no…for to tan and pluck for just one night’s pump is merely an act of foolishness left for beat-the-clock pumpers,  holiday Pradaboys, and weekend warriors of the Ed Hardy nation. I present, your honor, a man who pokes spikey hair holes in his pillowcases 7 nights a week; a man who has seen tanning bulbs burn out in one session; a man who may one day pioneer the first injectable form of Muscle Milk. I present…”Al Boogie.”

I won’t bludgeon “The Man” with my quips and comments any further, I mean, the pictures speak for themselves…Guidos? Or Boogie Boys? This man could soon find himself as the Martin Luther King of the Staten Italy movement

**Sidenote** I would also recommend a write-in vote for the Belmar Mayor Ken Pringle as Guido of the Week. This guy has achieved legendary status in my guido-loving eyes….”

As always with pleasure-

Pale N. Luvinit”

(Doing my job for me, classic)

The Mating Rituals of Guidos at the Jersey Shore

GET…PUMPED…UP…Hilarious, just getting excited right?

Props to Mike for showcasing his boy Nicky’s hot moves in this weeks newest video.

Amazing job, and you’re friend watching is pumpin it with the best of em.

Guidettes just wanna have fun.

Okay, we don’t know what Beatstock is, but we have no doubt hilarity ensues

Cmon..we know you’re jealous.

Textbook guidette performance.

L-Guidomine, just what the doctor ordered.

Is your new hair cut this fly?

Our newest video needs the commentary. Read while you watch please.

Comment 1."Nice hair cut who did it
Helen Keller is she your dentist also,
maybe she picks your clothes out.
One Word GUIDOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Comment 2."this is embarassing for italians, this kid is a complete douche bag, and younger girls buy into this gay bullshit and these kids think they are the shit. this kid is a fuckin queer, and he is prolly like half italian and is puttin on a big front"

Comment 3.:wow what an embarassment to italians everywhere…..plz do humanity a favor, find the nearest cliff and jump"

Hello Keeper of the Guidos:

Only in NYC… can you transform yourself from a chubby Greek teen from northern VA into a real life Guido in a few short years at college.  He took up permanent residence in NYC after graduation, and yes, is actually my friend.  He is in denial that he is one of them, probably because he has not started grooming his brows yet, but the hair, the open shirt, and the Criss Angel necklaces are all so “jaga bombs” and jersey shore.  Also of obvious note, the big haired girl on his side.

He deserves this honor for all of his hard work, training, and protein supplements.  I only wish I could submit every photo of him currently posted on Facebook, but this one is the clear winner.

Thank you for your consideration,

Mary

P.S. – I was directed to your site because yes, my boyfriend’s real name is Guido (no, not this kid I submitted; the real Guido hates Guidos).  When giving his name for a takeout order at a sandwich shop in South Philly he had to say, “Yeah, Guido, real name, no gimmicks.”  He hates himself.  My mother thinks he should change his name.  We went to the Jersey shore and he lied and told some people his name was Marco

Thanks Mary.  The year might be winding down, but that doesnt mean the party is.

I’ve scoured the internet and sorted through tens of emails to bring you…The Guido of the Week! Enjoy

Thanks for the pic and the commentary!

Iced out watch – check

freshly waxed eyebrows – check (3X)

Cranberry & Goose – check

Guido peace sign (complete with star finger tattoo) – check

enjoy…this was taken somewhere in long island…a place I hope I never end up at any time during my life…some girl i went to highschool with had them on facebook.

Happy New Year Everybody

12/30/07

This was almost passed over as the weeks winner as we had a record number of entries. However, the accompanying baby picture really sent it over the edge. The Guido learns from a young age.

12/23/07

Just 4 Guidos getting ready to party. Oh wait oh wait…

“These 4 boys are from northern bergen county born…somehow, four non-italians trained themselves to be guidos.”

See, with a little hard work and dedication, on top of your new F’ing haircut, you too can make the guido of the week. Thanks for the pic!

12/17/07

Dude are you F’ing kiddin me? What the hell is happening to my world? I woke up this mornign and ate some breakfast, this wasn’t going on was it? Already …this past weekend Guiido dudes were dressing up like ladies? cmon now. I’ll admit, this was a late entry as most of the winners seem to be, and further I’m wasted. My company had a Holiday party on a Sunday night. Whats up with that? I’m frigging hamboned and I gotta show up in like 7 hours, but yet, I come home to to this email. Guidos of the week. Hell, I’m making this both the Guido and Guidette of the week. Keep sending the emails.

10/9/07

A late entry takes this weeks contest. Our first Guido of the week that is actually repping Italy with the soccer jersey. We all know he’s actually pointing at the multiple blings hanging around his neck., but solid. Thanks for the email,

12/2/07

“Sick guido wit a chinstrap and crazy blowout” You ain’t lying. I want guesses on time spent for the blowout on a daily basis. Tell your buddy he’s famous.

11/25/07

Like the song in Karate Kid goes…You’re the best arouuuuund, no one gonna ever bring you down! I ask you this, real or Halloween? Sign up in the forum and vote.

11/18/07

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR 2007 GUIDO HALLOWEEN CONTEST WINNERS!

There were some hilarious entries, but these dudes from Penn State took the cake. Happy Valley will never be the same. Props for the 2 bottles of Jager in the shot. Nice headbands, great sunglasses, especially you, the tall dude. Excellent haircut dude on the back right and good attitude middle finger guys in the middle. Enjoy your reign as guido champions all year. Fughet about it huh!

11/4/07

Better call Willy Wonka… Cuz a couple of Guido’s escaped. Thanks to Phatwonder for sharing the “Guido Oompa” with us. Amazing…

10/28/07

Our first ever Guido of the week makes a reappearance! (Left) Thanks for emailing us this gem. Apparently the dude has friends! err friend. Rockthepose.

10/21/07

umm…blowout haircut. yes you win this week. well done.

10/14/07

The Guidos are back from Europe and have tons of pics we took out there and tons of pics from you guys! Thanks. Save up to 65% on flights! Get $10 off instantly. Lowest airfare guarantee. Book now.
This Guidtastic fist pumping is courtesy of Kristen and makes our Guido of the week with shirt, hair, and intensity.

10/7/07

Whats up Pumpers! The Guidos just got back from fulfilling a life long Eurotrip dream. The hot sun on the beaches of Ibiza, the smell of fresh italian food, the refreshing taste of Hofbrau beer at 10AM at Oktoberfest, and a sight we will never forget, our new buddy and guido of the trip, the Guidzillo. Save up to 65% on flights! Get $10 off instantly. Lowest airfare guarantee. Book now.

Now I’m going on a limb here, but we met some Brazilians that could hold their own in a Jersey Fist Pumping Contest. (coming soon, keep sending us pics and vids). This guy was a true party animal and a natural at the fist pump like I’ve never seen. We’ve created a hybrid term for these special Brazilian Guidos, Guidzillos.

Septemberish 07

Cause It’s hard to read.

1.500.00 sunglasses

2.Blow out Hair cut. Also used as awespon for starring when in roid rage fights

3.Chanel Earrigns, Good for turning guys on

4. Huge Jawline from continuous steroids and human growth hormone use

5. Yes, Yes, he is really fucking wearing lip gloss good for sucking ____.

6. Ultra Juiced up body to walk the beach at Seaside.

7. Cross-goes perfect with his shirt talking about his ____.

9. Huge steroid zit.

10. Ultra tight wife beater with the corniest saying u can find on it.

Awesome.

9/2/07

Where do you buy shirts like that? And what time is that store open till, cause i want two.

8/26/07

In plain English, a classic. Vertical stripes and popped collars just screaming, “holler at this. babe”

8/19/07

We just love the commitment.

8/12/07

Hair…check. Chain…check

8/05/07

Killing you softly with my chinstrap…killing you softly…

7/29/07

A clear obvious winner. Chicks dig him, obvi.

7/22/07

BONUS PIC! Guido in Training. Hows he doing? According to his friends, “he’s not there, but he will be and he does a no holds bar pump fist.”