“¬†IM ON THAT WRECKLESS GUIDO¬†STATUSS ;]
ALWAYS BUGGINN 0_o.
AGE DOESNT MATTER TRUST ME =) IM OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT IM DOIN AND WHO IM SCREWINNN =P
¬†I’M SINGLE ;] wanna change that? BUT WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPENS
IM THAT LAID BACK CLUBHEAD THAT GOES WITH THE FLOW ;]
CLUBBIN AND TANNINGG ALWAYS BOUT IT O_0
 I GUIDO PUMP LIKE THERE NO TMRO
SEX|CLUBBING|PARTYING|SHOPPING|MY BOYS|MUSIC ITS ALL I NEED ;D”

How do you guys come up with this stuff?

“What’s up what’s up, how r ya. This is Corey G, the one and only Guido in the South West. Armani Exchange, my fuckin hair, Going clubbin with all the broads, and of course, the gym, are my main interest in life. You can find me clubbin from Albuquerque to Phoenix, givin this area some fist pumpin and shuffle like none other. The ladies love me and the guys wanna be me, what can I say?”

Thanks, I love when people do the writing for us.  What can you say?   You already said it and here you are.  slow clap.