“What’s up what’s up, how r ya. This is Corey G, the one and only Guido in the South West. Armani Exchange, my fuckin hair, Going clubbin with all the broads, and of course, the gym, are my main interest in life. You can find me clubbin from Albuquerque to Phoenix, givin this area some fist pumpin and shuffle like none other. The ladies love me and the guys wanna be me, what can I say?”

Thanks, I love when people do the writing for us.  What can you say?   You already said it and here you are.  slow clap.