Hello Keeper of the Guidos:

Only in NYC… can you transform yourself from a chubby Greek teen from northern VA into a real life Guido in a few short years at college.  He took up permanent residence in NYC after graduation, and yes, is actually my friend.  He is in denial that he is one of them, probably because he has not started grooming his brows yet, but the hair, the open shirt, and the Criss Angel necklaces are all so “jaga bombs” and jersey shore.  Also of obvious note, the big haired girl on his side.

He deserves this honor for all of his hard work, training, and protein supplements.  I only wish I could submit every photo of him currently posted on Facebook, but this one is the clear winner.

Thank you for your consideration,

Mary

P.S. – I was directed to your site because yes, my boyfriend’s real name is Guido (no, not this kid I submitted; the real Guido hates Guidos).  When giving his name for a takeout order at a sandwich shop in South Philly he had to say, “Yeah, Guido, real name, no gimmicks.”  He hates himself.  My mother thinks he should change his name.  We went to the Jersey shore and he lied and told some people his name was Marco

Thanks Mary.  The year might be winding down, but that doesnt mean the party is.

I frickin love this picture!  The attitude, the font, are you guys doing laundry?  Amazing!  Too rad for a sorority, to cool for school, and ready to kick your ass.

“I just found this picture while perusing the interwebbery. He fits all criteria: chunk of ice in ear, grotesquely bronze, heavy jawline complete with chinstrap, manicured eyebrows, electrocuted hair, skintight Aramani-style shirt, CHAIN, middle-class car AND…plain-looking female companion!”

Thanks fistpumper Nate!  This is stupidendous, loving it.

Happy Thanksgiving Fist Pumpers.  Sorry about the long wait for an update, but we got the new site running good now baby! WOO!

Thanks to our Guido tipster chad for this weeks entry.  ba bam!

“i came accross this profile and i dont know what else to say, im in awe ”

http://www.myspace.com/ohhanky

I’ve scoured the internet and sorted through tens of emails to bring you…The Jersey Girls of the Week! Enjoy.

There is an epidemic spreading across the Eastern Shore that needs to be discussed. GFP isn’t normally here for Public Service Announcements but today we need to talk to you guys about Tanorexia. It’s spreading like wildfire apparently and we’re just here to raise awareness. So do you part in the Tanorexia battle by sending us more pictures.

10/19/09

This was sent in as a guido of the week entry. Often times this would win, however, 25 dudes dressed up at their school. You might argue, 3 cute jersey girls over 25 dudes? Maybe, but not today. But this is still a winning photo in our book, and franky the hot ladies caught our eye more than you reppin your guidoness. We just want the lady in red to come dance with us, errr fist pump with us.

10/12/08

First I thought…too nice? Then I thought…NAHHH!

9/28/08

We’re saying Whoa! For Jacky O. Thanks for this picture. This jersey girl is scorching our hearts and probably tearing through your wallet sucka, you betta believe it!

From a loyal fan

” She is the A-typical guidet…. Here is Jacky O… Hopefully
she will be the Jersey Girl!!!!!!!!!!!”

9/14/08

Part of me wants to know what led up to this picture and part of me wants to know what happened 5 minutes afterward, but the bigger part of me really really doesnt want to know. so i guess we’ll leave it at that.

9/7/08

This is intense. If it were possible to get skin cancer over the internet, I’d suggest all of you go see a doctor from being exposed to this. Definitive winners this amongst the slew of emails we received from high school kids. Keep it dirty.

8/3/2008

See fellas, all you gotta do is wear something that says staff on it. Ahhh summer.

7/21/08

Now this is called out guidoing a guido. This girl is laying it down. The guy on the left can no doubt throw a mad wild fist pump, but he is simply overshadowed. Awesomeness. I’m waiting for some kind of wild drunken karate kick to my face from this girl.

6/22/08

Amazing or outstanding? This photo was titled Guetto when it was sent to us. I didnt think anything of it at first, but now, it’s all clear. Ghetto+Guido= Guetto. HAhahaha. Love it. Thanks for the pic. Guidette of the week people.

6/1/08

Okay, it’s still May, so I can’t call the years winner yet, but how c an you top this? Try, someone, please try so we can watch you fail. Thanks for this gem.

5/18/08

I can’t stand boosting someones ego who clearly doesn’t need it, but you’re a lucky dude bro! Look at all this Jersey action all around you. Friggin share a bit alright?

5/11/08

Alright dude on the left, lets be honest here, you jumped in this picture. You didn’t know thesef ine JG’s or meaty meathead in the back, but you thought, sick bro, one of their friends might be drunk enough. Giggity. Well done. However, you sir are not the reason this picture for Jersey Girl of the week. Can you guess who is? Holler.

3/27/08

Thanks to our homeboy fist pumper Zach J for this quintessential piece of diamond clad Jersey hotness. Oh let us count the ways this Guidette rocked our world.

1. Blingin cross, obviously

2. Ridic earrings sparkling like my platinum grill.

3. Crazy eyes and puckered up lips

4. While we don’t have personal evidence, we’ll just say enhanced features. Bravo.

Start doing your summer push ups and get a fresh Armani X this weekend.

4/6/08

After a week hiatus, the GFP jersey girls are back. Its the end of March and that means the party people go south for Spring Break to Cancun.
We got a lot of spring break emails this past week, but this one is our winner. Pump on.

“They travel in packs! My sister proudly happens to be in thi pic of her and her friends on spring break in Cancun. No shame in a jersey girl’s game!”

Great email!

3/30/08

It was a fairly obvious choice this week. Thank you for all your emails, as usual, but this chick blows you all out the water a thousand fold. In case these pictures are not already familiar to you, I’d be surprised if they weren’t, this is Amanda Youmans/Ashley Dupre/Kristen, the most badass Jersey girl to come around in a long time. How many of you Belmar locals (she is one) can claim you nailed the governor. Hmm…let me think..NONE! Thats right, Spitzer’s girl is our undisputed Guidette of the week. Hell, probably our Guidette of the year, but it’s still early. Stay trashy New Jersey (Anchorman voice).

3/16/08

Thanks to our fan for scouring the bountiful public myspace pages for these gems. In case you can’t read the small print, they cutely photoshoped, “So We’re A Little Crazy, but thats how we roll.” Holler Holler Holler. Boots with the fur just like the song says. Classic Guidette lip posing.

3/9/08

“Part 1: Her profile pictures have got some awesome captions such as ‘suffocate me with your kisses’ and ‘do you want me like I want you?'”

Part:2 Um… so I sent her a comment which just said ‘You’re orange’.

I got a reply back, saying ‘Thanks :]’

And she’s added my comment to her page?! WTF! – she actually took it as a complement!”

Thanks for the email and the pic.

3/2/08

Where do you people find this stuff? This is epic!
Everybody wins when you email us stuff like this. I can’t even pick a favorite in this picture.

2/24/08

Holler. Time to go ring shopping for this Jersey queen.

2/17/08

True F’ing love and lust for Valentines day. Enjoy this moment of Guido passion. Can you feel it? Yeah you can.

2/10/08

One of our favorite fist pumpers (who also has a hilarious blog about Guidos. Maybe if you bring your A game she’ll let you read it. www.myspace.com/thatgirlcharli)

2/3/08

Quintessential. Umm umm. Marriage material. Tell me you don’t want her to run those nails along your face, slowly. Amazing giant hoop heart earrings and bling belly chain. Thanks for this picture and keep em coming.

1/27/08

She loves the blowout. So many sparkles.

1/20/08

Thanks for the picture and the quote, you’re a double winner this week.

Which one is the guido here?? I think the one on the right has been taking the HGH
-Pale N. Luvinit

1/13/09

This weeks Jersey girls are inspired by our Guido of the weeks grip on them. What girls does a guido boxing champ get? Any Guidette he wants. Kapeesh!?

1/6/08

I’ve scoured the internet and sorted through tens of emails to bring you…The Guido of the Week! Enjoy

Thanks for the pic and the commentary!

Iced out watch – check

freshly waxed eyebrows – check (3X)

Cranberry & Goose – check

Guido peace sign (complete with star finger tattoo) – check

enjoy…this was taken somewhere in long island…a place I hope I never end up at any time during my life…some girl i went to highschool with had them on facebook.

Happy New Year Everybody

12/30/07

This was almost passed over as the weeks winner as we had a record number of entries. However, the accompanying baby picture really sent it over the edge. The Guido learns from a young age.

12/23/07

Just 4 Guidos getting ready to party. Oh wait oh wait…

“These 4 boys are from northern bergen county born…somehow, four non-italians trained themselves to be guidos.”

See, with a little hard work and dedication, on top of your new F’ing haircut, you too can make the guido of the week. Thanks for the pic!

12/17/07

Dude are you F’ing kiddin me? What the hell is happening to my world? I woke up this mornign and ate some breakfast, this wasn’t going on was it? Already …this past weekend Guiido dudes were dressing up like ladies? cmon now. I’ll admit, this was a late entry as most of the winners seem to be, and further I’m wasted. My company had a Holiday party on a Sunday night. Whats up with that? I’m frigging hamboned and I gotta show up in like 7 hours, but yet, I come home to to this email. Guidos of the week. Hell, I’m making this both the Guido and Guidette of the week. Keep sending the emails.

10/9/07

A late entry takes this weeks contest. Our first Guido of the week that is actually repping Italy with the soccer jersey. We all know he’s actually pointing at the multiple blings hanging around his neck., but solid. Thanks for the email,

12/2/07

“Sick guido wit a chinstrap and crazy blowout” You ain’t lying. I want guesses on time spent for the blowout on a daily basis. Tell your buddy he’s famous.

11/25/07

Like the song in Karate Kid goes…You’re the best arouuuuund, no one gonna ever bring you down! I ask you this, real or Halloween? Sign up in the forum and vote.

11/18/07

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR 2007 GUIDO HALLOWEEN CONTEST WINNERS!

There were some hilarious entries, but these dudes from Penn State took the cake. Happy Valley will never be the same. Props for the 2 bottles of Jager in the shot. Nice headbands, great sunglasses, especially you, the tall dude. Excellent haircut dude on the back right and good attitude middle finger guys in the middle. Enjoy your reign as guido champions all year. Fughet about it huh!

11/4/07

Better call Willy Wonka… Cuz a couple of Guido’s escaped. Thanks to Phatwonder for sharing the “Guido Oompa” with us. Amazing…

10/28/07

Our first ever Guido of the week makes a reappearance! (Left) Thanks for emailing us this gem. Apparently the dude has friends! err friend. Rockthepose.

10/21/07

umm…blowout haircut. yes you win this week. well done.

10/14/07

The Guidos are back from Europe and have tons of pics we took out there and tons of pics from you guys! Thanks. Save up to 65% on flights! Get $10 off instantly. Lowest airfare guarantee. Book now.
This Guidtastic fist pumping is courtesy of Kristen and makes our Guido of the week with shirt, hair, and intensity.

10/7/07

Whats up Pumpers! The Guidos just got back from fulfilling a life long Eurotrip dream. The hot sun on the beaches of Ibiza, the smell of fresh italian food, the refreshing taste of Hofbrau beer at 10AM at Oktoberfest, and a sight we will never forget, our new buddy and guido of the trip, the Guidzillo. Save up to 65% on flights! Get $10 off instantly. Lowest airfare guarantee. Book now.

Now I’m going on a limb here, but we met some Brazilians that could hold their own in a Jersey Fist Pumping Contest. (coming soon, keep sending us pics and vids). This guy was a true party animal and a natural at the fist pump like I’ve never seen. We’ve created a hybrid term for these special Brazilian Guidos, Guidzillos.

Septemberish 07

Cause It’s hard to read.

1.500.00 sunglasses

2.Blow out Hair cut. Also used as awespon for starring when in roid rage fights

3.Chanel Earrigns, Good for turning guys on

4. Huge Jawline from continuous steroids and human growth hormone use

5. Yes, Yes, he is really fucking wearing lip gloss good for sucking ____.

6. Ultra Juiced up body to walk the beach at Seaside.

7. Cross-goes perfect with his shirt talking about his ____.

9. Huge steroid zit.

10. Ultra tight wife beater with the corniest saying u can find on it.

Awesome.

9/2/07

Where do you buy shirts like that? And what time is that store open till, cause i want two.

8/26/07

In plain English, a classic. Vertical stripes and popped collars just screaming, “holler at this. babe”

8/19/07

We just love the commitment.

8/12/07

Hair…check. Chain…check

8/05/07

Killing you softly with my chinstrap…killing you softly…

7/29/07

A clear obvious winner. Chicks dig him, obvi.

7/22/07

BONUS PIC! Guido in Training. Hows he doing? According to his friends, “he’s not there, but he will be and he does a no holds bar pump fist.”

charts and graphs yo!

For all the jersey fist pumpers out there

rise in hair gel usage

All of this information is real. It can be traced back to global warming, you saw Al Gore’s movie right? Take action now or you too will be a guido by morning. There is no stopping it now. Brace yourself, the facts are before you.

fist pumping is on the rise

global hair gel usage

step by step instructions

Step by step instructions for all of y’all guidos courtesy of…

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/

I’ve scoured the internet and sorted through tens of emails to bring you…The Guido of the Week! Enjoy.

“and if it helps his interests on myspace include protein.”

Awesome email. Now, it’s been awhile since we took a class on physics, but well, thats a pretty small car.

10/26/08

“Hes big.. hes bad.. hes tan.. man hes straight up f’n GUIDtastic! I mean look at him. Hes got the hair, the tan, the body. I just had to show you guys him. He goes by the name Vinny Botz and hes from NY. You can catch him guidoing it up all over the tri-state area! Did I mention he makes his own music too?? These songs are catchy and Lucas Prata even knows hes doin’ it. check em out!: www.myspace.com/vinnybotzmusic And like I said if this isn’t Guido of the Week material I dont know what is!!
Thanks!”

Okay, usually we have mixed feelings about self promotion, but the music on your myspace is RIDICULOUS. So heres to you Vinnybotz. Guido of the week is yours.

10/19/08

Wowwwweeeeee. Can you believe this? It’s the official guido army. INITIATIVE…thats what school spirit is all about. Congrats fellas, clear winners this week.

“Okay, so our high school during homecoming week has spirit week where we dress up differently for each of the days. This year, however, the senior class decided to make our own spirit week since we thought the ones the school chose were stupid. We decided to make wednesday Guido Day, and the majority of the senior guys dressed up like guidos. Here’s the picture to show you, hope you enjoy it!”

10/12/08

“We came across your website and thought it was some of the funniest shit around. We decided to memorialize the Guido Fist Pump on our bands myspace:”

Suggestion

A: We like this picture

B: Nice jacket and the bandana is a good touch

C: You can definitely fistpump to your songs. Kudos

10/5/08

Dude, I dont know who you are, Troy. But this picture is just epic. I mean, it’s pretty damn guido, yet kind of artsy in a boozy Miller Lite kind of way. What sort of drunk photoshopping were you up to? I’m awesomely confused. You’re hired bro!

9/28/08

Quality entry. Most of these dudes wouldnt make the cut, but my man, 3rd from the left, that hat just makes your orange skin pop brother. hahah. Ridiculous!

9/14/08

Slow clap for this one…clap……clapp….clap

Thank you for this one. The guidos have lagged on updating this page, cause we’ve been out F*kin partyin for the summer, you know? But this fella is our bronze medalist…

“In the 2008 Guido Olympics, this Guido swept for the bronze medals… all 4 events…. shoes, tank, blazer, and skin!”

Susan you rock. Thanks!

9/7/08

Always happy to represent other places…

“Love the website I know that geographically most of the pictures come from the Jersey Shore, but here is a sighting in Chicago over the weekend”

Solid pic.

8/18/08

So apparently the phenomenon is the rage with Ze Germans these days according to one of our loyal fans.

“hey I’m mike on a friends address, theres this kid in Connecticut, who is legit Guido Fist pump material, heres 3 pics I got from his myspace on file. All I kno about this kid his hes a huge club head he works for the clubs, talks to mad gilrs but barely talks to dudes at all, hes german i think and he dances alot even when music isn’t playing, he dances when he talks, he dances in front of girls, its pathetic, he acts very cocky and tans like every night

this dude is legit guido”

works for us.

8/10/08

(Video was taken down for last week 🙁 sigh…)

Amazing Video fellas. Award winning in our book. We don’t usually pick videos for Guido of the week, but we’ll make an exception. Especially the mother daughter combo. Incredible. Curious? You need to watch this. Best email we’ve had in awhile. (sorry guys, I guess the guy who sent this video didnt make it and it got taken down, if anyone else who watched it can find it again, let us know.)

8/3/2008

From our loyal reader…

“Late night link stumbling is an under rated art form, somehow I ended up on your blog, and truly haven’t laughed so hard in ages. Cathartic in its intensity really, the way that chuckling at the unbridled odd-ballness of others can cleanse the soul.

I realize that the vast majority of Guidos have no shortage of hair (and ‘roid rolls),but if you’re willing to take a short haired (and less than Mr. Olympia worthy) submission, boy do I have one for you. Pictures fail to truly capture the Guido-ness of this guy,but trust me, he’s more Guido than half of NJ ‘male’ population combined (for example, at his sister’s wedding he either flipped the bird or did peace fingers in every single pic he was in, much to the disgust and dismay of everyone else present). I’ve attached a few pics of this guy (including one with a hard core Guidoette) and hope that amongst them you can find a Guido of the week gem.

Keep up the Guido work!!”

Awesome email and submission. Thanks!

7/27/08

Weird!!! Serious ice in the ear though. How many times did you take this picture of yourself before you thought…yep…thats the one…I’m putting this one on the internet.

7/21/08

Now this is a serious crew. Individualyy, I dont know if you guys would have made it out of the inbox and onto the site, but as a whole, serious Guido Voltron power. Nice pic bros. Somebody fill us in on the 4 finger thing though. Is that like the new shocker or something?

6/30/08

GFP is stretching out our ethnic fingers once again with this week’s winner. What a weirdo! Who is this guy? The email we received did not have the usual backstory (this guy at my school…blah blah blah…what a jerk), no none of that, just this face, in that jacket. Burning your eyes out. Enjoy.

6/22/08

Now is this some hardcore guidoisity. Something about this picture creeps us out, I can only imagine the guy on the rights opener with chicks. wow.

6/15/08

I guess Tito is down with a lil Guido. Beat that Kanye.

6/8/08

Killer Guido Action. You know that handshake isn’t a sign of friendship, its merely a stability anchor for maximum muscle flexage. JUICE! Officially Guido of the week.

6/1/08

Alright which one is Tommy? The picture we were sent was called Tommy? Hopefully its you far right, you really brought the victory for you and your bros. I’m not sure what you’re going for with that pose, but it’s high energy. Its half way to Guidos Gone Wild. Trademark it!

5/18/08

Finally, some F*kin effort! Nice work broski. A motto the whole world can live by.

5/11/08

What are you guys 11? Take those damn sunglasses off and do your homework. Anyway, pretty hilarious guys. Nicely done. Someday when you’re older you can show this webpage to your kids and tell them you made something of your young Guido life.

4/27/08

GFP is taking a little trip to the far east this week with our winner, the Asian Guido. Who said the Guido phenomenon hadn’t gone international? Actually, for all we know this picture was taken in a Philly suburb. Popped collar, necklace hangin low low low like Flo-Rida says and epic sunglasses. Thanks for the solid submission.

4/20/08

Freakishly awesome, another big winner. Nearly mistaken for last week’s winner as well. Wait, are they the same dude? No this guy is older and significantly oranger. Is that a word…oranger? Well, if not, we’ll title this guy The Oranger and make it a word.

4/13/08

“She got you good bro. You hear what she just said? She totally nailed you bro. Burn. We’re laughing, we’re having some fun, we’re rocking some Louis V, drinking some cocktails, we’re getting in the F’ing Zone!!!
”

We got this email with no note attached. So we’re only deducing what went on from evidence. Exhibit A=Major Douche 1 on the left. Exhibit B=Minor
Douche 2 on the right. Obviously, Douche was just burned, and Douche 2 is laughing right in his buddies face and pointing at Exhibit C=Probably some chick who was making fun of him. There is also mystery Exhibit D=the person who took this picture. So to all you, well done, keep fist pumping and sending guido gold like this in.

4/6/08

After a week hiatus, GFP is back! And we’re bringing you this gem. Our spring break update includes this straight from Greece. Take special note of the “pre-fist pump days” thumbs up. Plus, the dude on the bottom right is classic. Load up on your spray on tan, summer is almost here.

3/30/08

Most of you are probably already acquainted with this week’s Guidette of the week, the infamous Belmar local hooker who took down the Governor of New York. That’s how you do it NJ!
However, we bet you’ve never seen her brother…Check this Guido out! Plaid Yankees hat…classic chinstrap stache facial hair duo, ridiculous t shirt, and nothing but Guido style. He’s even smoking a cigarette in his tv interview. hahaha. love it. Thanks for all the emails this week, but we made an executive Guido decision. Better luck next week. Keep em coming!

3/16/08

This picture can only be described in one way “MUSCLE MILK!!!” I haven’t seen that kind of rage since the days of The Ultimate Warrior. The chances of him not Guido smashing the next person who comes his way is slim. Thank you for the email and this glorious picture. Glad to share it. PUMP…PUMP

3/9/08

“I was passing by your site and i think you guys should add him as your guido of the week, he is the biggest guido at montclair state and a fist pumping Waynehead :)”

Not sure what a Waynehead is exactly, but we like it.

3/2/08

Thanks to our man E.W. for this glorious email. Well done broski.

“Came across this Guido-Douche and couldn’t resist. Check out the poster I made of his lame ass. Love the site! Guido-fist-pumpers unite!”

2/24/08

CONTEST: What are these guidos saying? Post your response in the forum or send us and email to win a spot in our guido hall of fame.

2/17/08

Keep throwing it up fellas. Your fist pump is officially epic. Way to unite cultures in GFP. Well done. If this doesn’t get you some action on Valentines Day, we don’t know what will. Amazing artistry too …(see below)

So Amazing in fact, its in tshirt form. check the store if you want one. (Available as a fitted shirt only, for true guido fist pumpers)

2
/10/08

Canada…trying to represent.

“This is my personal favorite Calgary Guido. As seen from his picture-hogging tendencies, this is a newly matured Guido. Recently having come of age, this Guido sets his dominance upon the female species through the special powers of his tongue ring. ”

Good Email.

2/3/08

This was a personal submission and a clear winner. We don’t even know where to begin talking about this one. Thick chains, crazy facial hair, and what a shirt, we should start selling those. Gotta ask though, are you in your grandmas bedroom? Please don’t look us up and attack us.

1/27/08

Thanks to Keith for this one. PROTEIN!!!! Nearly matching shoulder tats. Classic.

1/20/08

Thanks for the picture and the quote, you’re a double winner this week.

Which one is the guido here?? I think the one on the right has been taking the HGH
-Pale N. Luvinit

1/13/08

Better late than never…and to make up for it, we aren’t settling for some amateur guido this week, not even just a pro guido, but Uber Guido world champ boxer Paulie Malignaggi! He’d kick your shore loving ass.

1/6/08