“Yo Broski,

All the way from the Netherlands I got some dirty dutch guidos(ettes) 4 you doing it EUro style!!11
They’re from the Dirty South in the Netherlands, a small country in Europe, with huge Guido potential.
We’re a huge fan of your site and think you should run for president after Obama!

Pump it!

Robert.”

Well…Robert, maybe I will run for President!!! psh. Hell nah, you can’t party when you’re the President, you cant do anything fun really. Not my kind of job. Nonetheless, epic email bro. Thanks. The Netherlands is repping hard in the Guido world. Gotta make out there again soon.
So this weeks photo, remember the Jersey trio we brought you a couple weeks ago? This is close to topping it? What do you think? Comment away.

The Netherlands is competition for Jersey.  I’ll come right out and say it.  Check this out…

hello,

I found your site yesterday. great stuff! didn’t know these guys had names because I’ve seen the first guido 7 years ago in the netherlands. and there are tons of them now. I see them all the time at dutch hardstyle party’s in the back looking cool and dealing drugs and not daring to come up front to dance in fear of maybe not looking so cool to their average girls.

guido 1 is a guido that I’ve never seen even withour his sunglasses, maybe he doesn’t dare to wear eyeliner just yet and therefore wears the glasses so the other guido’s don’t find out. orange face, he has ice in his ears and in his chin and his girl is a duidette no doubt, she doesn’t mind him spending more time in the solarium and in front of the mirror than herself

guido 2 and 3 are real guido’s again. disproportional body’s that only other guido’s find attractive, orangy body’s and look at the difference between guido 2 and 3. they are both the same guy!! and the photo are few months in between!! I mean THAT is steroids no doubt.

the guido’s crack photo’s shows them how they like to show their waxed and shaved asses to camera’s in the boys toilet, at party’s, or just at home amongs the other boys.

and the guido’s roid rage photo. look at them and the 3rd guy who looks like he has one thing on mind and that is humping them.

men I’ve got a TON of photo’s that I will find for your website. believe me netherlands is the place to find them!

props to you and your website!!

It is rare that we look at a photo like this and our eyes are being drawn to shiny jewelry over well…other features. And for this….J Girl of the week. Super hottie.

Okay, WTF is this? Seriously? Who takes pictures like this and who sends them to me? This better have been an epic party or you are weirdest dudes since the GuidoOompa. (check out our older posts and you’ll see what I mean.)

Dudes…we’re just mesmerized by this girl. Be careful, this photo Will Hypnotize you. You will start having nightmares and fist pumping in your sleep. If you choose to keep reading and looking up at this photo, we take no responsibility for what happens to your health.

Peace.

“Hi, I’m a huge fan. I had no idea what guidos were until I joined the
Army. At any rate, I attached a picture of my friend Rikard. Although he
tries to deny it since we both went to school in Orange County – thousands
of miles from NJ – he has become guido. There is a huge uprising of guidos
from Newport Beach btw. The crappy camera ruined it but we have some guido
traits: 1) hair explosion 2) light fake tan oil 3) popped collar 4)hot
chick etc… I would be very appreciative if he could make it to your
guido of the week column.”

Ba Boom, West Coast Guido making the page. Congrats.

“Straight From Facebook Again:

” Name: John W
Activities: stuntin in HOT ass whips, dRessiN FresH and LoOkin Good
About me: wuts up im john i like to go clubbing alot and parting it upp im young still and gotta live it up
Member of: FLOOD THE CLUB, LONG ISLAND PROMOTIONS, LONG ISLAND COLLEGE PARTIES, i <3 armani exchange, ..etc ”

it speaks for itself.
the rest of his page is full of alternating capital letter text”

No witty comments needed, sometimes pictures do speak a thousand words. case in point bro.

Sorry all y’all jersey girls lovers, I’ve been lagging hardkeezy on the updates. But don’t worry, the next few weeks will make up for the loss in your life. Enjoy dis. For all you haters on the comments, chill…we have more fun than you.

Now this is what you might call a “Jersey Trio,” or “NJ combo #3.”

N’joy

“Canadian guido prominence is rising”

Ehh, whats all this aboot guidos.  I’ll kick your ass punk.

Solid email.  nice work.