So F’ing jacked bro. Killing it. You should sell those belts for a living, you’d make more money than GM.  Bet you’ve been reading The Abs Diet huh.

Dizamn! A fearsome foursome to say the least. Straight heartbreakers in this pic. So I don’t know if one of you ladies or creepy McGee back there sent this in, but what are the chances these girls know your in this pic? I’ll ask the readers…hahaha. On the right, those earrings look heavy.

Double Shocker? Nicely done. I’ll put a stamp of legitimate guido on this one. That don’t sell shirts like that at walmart. (Gotta get to Ross for that)

Just wanted to give a little informative scientific bit about the lineage of jersey pride as exemplified in this photo. Please take note that characteristics such as “looking awesome,” “totally killing it” are passed down from generation to generation. Gotta teach your kids about tradition or they’ll just grow up rotten. Well done sir.

Unfadable, Unbeatable, Unstoppable.  This is Awe inspiring.  My fist just pumped so hard my mouse flew out of my hand and hit my friend in the face.  Slow clap….clap……..clap….clap clap clap Woo!!!!  I feel like the music from that 80’s song final countdown should be playing right now.

Wow, my little heart just skipped a beat.  I would definitely hit you back on the sidekick.  Solid solid Jersey girl of the week.  Enjoy!

Skadouche! What is this crap? Guido photography class? Anyway, sweet necklace, send me one.

Blonde girl, whoever you are, I’m in love.  Seriously, I’m going ring shopping.  I’d forget about all other girls this summer for you, but unfortunately I picked this picture because of your friend on the left.  She’s just wayyy jersey!  You know???  hahah.

Listen up Chinman, you only one because of the ridiculous facial hair.  But I gotta say I think we might be looking at the new thing.  Keep your eye out this summer.  I’m predicting mass chin stripes everywhere you look.  And bro, whoever you are, everyone will credit you as this week’s winner.  Err wait…actually everyone will probably be hammered and have no idea, yeah that sounds about right.

Am I watching animal planet right now??!  Good God, what is happening here?  Where do you people find this sh*t to send to us.  Wherever it is…keep looking.  Good work.  I can’t look at this picture for more than 1.3 seconds though without kind of grimacing.