Is it freakshow friday?  Close enough!  Wowza, I think this is from the infamous guido crew, check the old pix on the site, but yikers, where did this one come from.  I think I’m getting cancer just sitting here looking at this.  No hot chick with this douchebag here.

Back center, you ready to go from zero to hero?  Call me.

A double whammy winner, classic guido and guidette action.

Doesn’t really need much a description does it.  100% bushslaying guido power.  Could be Jersey, San Diego or Texas, can you put protein powder in beer?  What does that taste like?

Good things come in pairs apparently.

“Here’s a pick of my Hackensack-guido friends at a bowling ally in
South Carolina. I call it ‘The Mini Guinies.’ You could say they stand
out in a crowd… at least around here.”

The South is really coming out of it’s shell lately.  Weeze be taking over dat shiz

That’s the sexiest zebra I ever darn saw.  She doesn’t look that interested in homeboy though, kind of looking away….my way.  booya!

Man respect kid.  Let me know how that went over with the ladies.

“I know this guy, personally. When I told him he was ‘guido-licious’ he said thanks. He only dreams that someday he will be known infamously as a gyno. This conversation also took place just days ago:
Him: Hey you. Think I could pull off a nipple ring?
Me: I can’t believe that is even a serious question.
Him: Yeah I’ve wanted one for years but my parents said I can’t get it until I move out so
Me: Jesus.

Please put this on your site. It’d make his day – week – year, even. You know how like, if you get in the paper your parents will buy copies for everyone? This would be the same situation – except he will be the one spreading the ‘sick’ news.
Thanks!”

Another week where I just really don’t need to say anything.  Check out this email I got.

Hii mR. GUiiD0! :o) N0w, let mii teLl yU; Th@t I –>> MiiSs JaCqueline Jaii* <– am the DEFiNiTi0N of a J3RS3Y GiiRL! i OnLy d8 GuiiD0s &* i aM 1 tAn && tRue b*tch !! My J3rs3y fRiiENds && mii L0VE yUr S1TE!! iT GiV3s us sUm of tha -REC0GNiTi0N- th@t We DESzERVE!~ Sum pPL h@v @lreadi seNt iiN Sum ov mi piXx, buht ! yU n3vr put um UHPP!! :'( nD uR q0nna mayke mi streak mi mak3up! :'( i D0Nt get How theese 0thur girls win 0vr me? whAteva th0… yU kan maKe it uP 2 m3 :o) iLL s3nd u L0TZ 0f piXx of mi & mi FRiENDZ aLl tha TiMe :o) L0v u! R3sp3ct J3rz3y !! xx

x0o PRiNCESsA GUid3TTe

((senDin yu a pik of mi showin my guido pryde!))

Believe me, I don’t have time to make this up.

I don’t care how you spin it, that mcdonalds hat is not cool.  Cmon bra, you’re better than that.  Shape up.

“Sometimes less is more…Just enough waxing of the eyebrows to shape the eye of the tiger (no pun intended, as we all know that song strikes home with any real Steakhead)…enough orange to bring out the definition but not enough to work for Mr. Wonka himself…lips pouted as if kissing the air they breathe……..the true essence of a Joey, however, is in consistency. This man does not just take 2 hours in preparation for a night of cameras and glitz…….and a little David Guetta. No no no…for to tan and pluck for just one night’s pump is merely an act of foolishness left for beat-the-clock pumpers,  holiday Pradaboys, and weekend warriors of the Ed Hardy nation. I present, your honor, a man who pokes spikey hair holes in his pillowcases 7 nights a week; a man who has seen tanning bulbs burn out in one session; a man who may one day pioneer the first injectable form of Muscle Milk. I present…”Al Boogie.”

I won’t bludgeon “The Man” with my quips and comments any further, I mean, the pictures speak for themselves…Guidos? Or Boogie Boys? This man could soon find himself as the Martin Luther King of the Staten Italy movement

**Sidenote** I would also recommend a write-in vote for the Belmar Mayor Ken Pringle as Guido of the Week. This guy has achieved legendary status in my guido-loving eyes….”

As always with pleasure-

Pale N. Luvinit”

(Doing my job for me, classic)

Ask and you shall receive…

“Hey Someone sent me this website as a joke and me being 100% Guido , I found  it absolutely hysterical !
Please post this picture …. When I took it I had no intentions on giving the AYYOOO hand gesture it just so happened that when I held the camera with one hand and took the picture that’s what happened. I thought it would go perfect with your with your theme … LMAO
Thanks so much ”

Winner!