Next time send in a cell phone video.  Where the F are you guys going.  This could have been the next WHOA!!!!!!!! video.  (check the videos section of the site if you don’t know what I’m talking about).  If these two pics are from the same night, things…got…weird…

Sometimes one pic goes for both.  This week sometime different.  Same 2 winners, 2 different picks.  In this pic, I’d have to say this fine jersey girl wins hands down.  A hot chick with a douchebag, thats what the people want, thats what they get.

Total domination is right bro.  I should sell that shirt….hmm….time to get to work.  Get huge, stay huge, GFP.

GFP don’t discriminate.  Congrats homey, definitely guido of the week.  Dats a legit blowout.  And ladies keep it up.

duh duh duh Domination!  Protein baby!!! Get pumped up!  Whoa!  You just gotta admire the intensity.  Solid guido of the week.

Say what you will about this one, but man..this shit cracked me up.  Cmon man.

Guido hogan?  Randy Macho man douche?  No no its…

“Sweeping the internet to find what is hopefully the next “Guido of the Week,” all hope was lost until this fine specimen entered my 12 inch computer screen.  Through a Facebook group invite titled, “All in support of Italian ICE!!!! Nunzio Cipriano”  “Support our main man Nunzio in his quest to make it to the top…!!!”
The top of what you ask? Well I’m not sure. However, I can Imagine that all the sweat and the fresh new chinstrap look wrapped around a smug expression complete with the guido signature chain is the result of a post coital fist- pumping experience that will be recognized for ages.  So here he is, fist-pumping his way to the top….of something or other. ”

Thanks for the email.  Classic.

Wow…wow…wow!  Just when you think you’ve seen it all, and as the year end closes in, I thought I had, some amazing guidette action just comes at you like a Jersey Shore explosion.  This is epic.  I can’t pick a winner from these three.  3 way tie this week.  Many thanks for the pic.  Enjoy people.

I’ve been told this kid single handedly caused a hair gel shortage for 2 weeks.

“Hello,
You should strongly consider one of these photos for guido of the week. I think it is clear that this kid is a huge guido douche and deserves to have his face on your fine site. Attached are three photos that are all worthy of winning. If I had to pick I would go with the second picture where you can truely see how rediculous his hair looks.
Thanks,”

Umm what?  What are you girl on the right?  Jersey chick working at Chick Fil A?  Or guidette who fell in the deep fryer (on purpose or not?)  Lay off the carrots, same some orange for the rest of the world.  Congrats though.  Happy Halloween to all in the Guido nation.  All you hot ladies out there, find yourself a hot douche.  okay?