The Netherlands is competition for Jersey.  I’ll come right out and say it.  Check this out…

hello,

I found your site yesterday. great stuff! didn’t know these guys had names because I’ve seen the first guido 7 years ago in the netherlands. and there are tons of them now. I see them all the time at dutch hardstyle party’s in the back looking cool and dealing drugs and not daring to come up front to dance in fear of maybe not looking so cool to their average girls.

guido 1 is a guido that I’ve never seen even withour his sunglasses, maybe he doesn’t dare to wear eyeliner just yet and therefore wears the glasses so the other guido’s don’t find out. orange face, he has ice in his ears and in his chin and his girl is a duidette no doubt, she doesn’t mind him spending more time in the solarium and in front of the mirror than herself

guido 2 and 3 are real guido’s again. disproportional body’s that only other guido’s find attractive, orangy body’s and look at the difference between guido 2 and 3. they are both the same guy!! and the photo are few months in between!! I mean THAT is steroids no doubt.

the guido’s crack photo’s shows them how they like to show their waxed and shaved asses to camera’s in the boys toilet, at party’s, or just at home amongs the other boys.

and the guido’s roid rage photo. look at them and the 3rd guy who looks like he has one thing on mind and that is humping them.

men I’ve got a TON of photo’s that I will find for your website. believe me netherlands is the place to find them!

props to you and your website!!

It is rare that we look at a photo like this and our eyes are being drawn to shiny jewelry over well…other features. And for this….J Girl of the week. Super hottie.

Dudes…we’re just mesmerized by this girl. Be careful, this photo Will Hypnotize you. You will start having nightmares and fist pumping in your sleep. If you choose to keep reading and looking up at this photo, we take no responsibility for what happens to your health.

Peace.

Sorry all y’all jersey girls lovers, I’ve been lagging hardkeezy on the updates. But don’t worry, the next few weeks will make up for the loss in your life. Enjoy dis. For all you haters on the comments, chill…we have more fun than you.

Now this is what you might call a “Jersey Trio,” or “NJ combo #3.”

N’joy

Wow woowowwwwowowwwwweeeewahhhh wahahah.  Okay, its only february, but this might already be picture of the year.  How can you beat this?  Congrats ladies.

How come you weren’t at our Superbowl Party?  It was poppin like rice krispies.

“Kissy faces, identical makeup, iridescent lipstick on one and lipliner that’s five shades too dark on the other and all of this…in a bathroom…how much more stereotypically Jersey could it get? I’m from Northern NJ where the concentration of these girls seems to be highest; I love being a Jersey girl, but in the Bruce Springsteen sense…not the awful connotation it’s turned into….oh I hope this guido/guidette madness ends soon!!!”

Ah hmm….excuse me…ends soon?  Don’t you mean takes over?  My friends…it’s a new year.  We’re only getting more emails and more hits, its spreading!