Somebody make a fake motivational poster with this and send it in. Hilarious.

All we’re gonna do this week is sent you this myspace link. His front picture should be enough. enjoy!~

Your new guido friend! Myspace…

My name is Johnny. I’m from Brooklyn, NY and they named guido after me. I got the hair, the tan, the body, the kissy face, and of course the fist pumping skills. You can find me at any major club in the tri-state area with my crew pumping my fists and showing everyone whos boss. The ladies love me and the guys wanna be me. I’m always rocking my channel earings, my chain, my fresh armani exhange and of course my abercrombie. Everyone knows I’m the boss and if not their catching a smack. If I ain’t the guido of the week, I don’t know who the hell is.

Well…Johnny, when you’re right, you’re right. And I get the feeling you’re a dude who thinks you are right most of the time, so enjoy it.

Bajeezers! We’re being assaulted with Amsterguido pixs lately. Apparently Europe just found out about us, and well loves us. I gotta say, the pix we’ve been getting have been better than the jersey pix in the last couple weeks. So Jersey where you at? Don’t let this happen, don’t let these Euro’s mark your territory up! Send us some good shit for the site.

The Netherlands is competition for Jersey.  I’ll come right out and say it.  Check this out…

hello,

I found your site yesterday. great stuff! didn’t know these guys had names because I’ve seen the first guido 7 years ago in the netherlands. and there are tons of them now. I see them all the time at dutch hardstyle party’s in the back looking cool and dealing drugs and not daring to come up front to dance in fear of maybe not looking so cool to their average girls.

guido 1 is a guido that I’ve never seen even withour his sunglasses, maybe he doesn’t dare to wear eyeliner just yet and therefore wears the glasses so the other guido’s don’t find out. orange face, he has ice in his ears and in his chin and his girl is a duidette no doubt, she doesn’t mind him spending more time in the solarium and in front of the mirror than herself

guido 2 and 3 are real guido’s again. disproportional body’s that only other guido’s find attractive, orangy body’s and look at the difference between guido 2 and 3. they are both the same guy!! and the photo are few months in between!! I mean THAT is steroids no doubt.

the guido’s crack photo’s shows them how they like to show their waxed and shaved asses to camera’s in the boys toilet, at party’s, or just at home amongs the other boys.

and the guido’s roid rage photo. look at them and the 3rd guy who looks like he has one thing on mind and that is humping them.

men I’ve got a TON of photo’s that I will find for your website. believe me netherlands is the place to find them!

props to you and your website!!

Okay, WTF is this? Seriously? Who takes pictures like this and who sends them to me? This better have been an epic party or you are weirdest dudes since the GuidoOompa. (check out our older posts and you’ll see what I mean.)

“Hi, I’m a huge fan. I had no idea what guidos were until I joined the
Army. At any rate, I attached a picture of my friend Rikard. Although he
tries to deny it since we both went to school in Orange County – thousands
of miles from NJ – he has become guido. There is a huge uprising of guidos
from Newport Beach btw. The crappy camera ruined it but we have some guido
traits: 1) hair explosion 2) light fake tan oil 3) popped collar 4)hot
chick etc… I would be very appreciative if he could make it to your
guido of the week column.”

Ba Boom, West Coast Guido making the page. Congrats.

“Straight From Facebook Again:

” Name: John W
Activities: stuntin in HOT ass whips, dRessiN FresH and LoOkin Good
About me: wuts up im john i like to go clubbing alot and parting it upp im young still and gotta live it up
Member of: FLOOD THE CLUB, LONG ISLAND PROMOTIONS, LONG ISLAND COLLEGE PARTIES, i <3 armani exchange, ..etc ”

it speaks for itself.
the rest of his page is full of alternating capital letter text”

No witty comments needed, sometimes pictures do speak a thousand words. case in point bro.

“Canadian guido prominence is rising”

Ehh, whats all this aboot guidos.  I’ll kick your ass punk.

Solid email.  nice work.

Wow.  Dude on the right, you think you are the reason I picked this picture.  But no, you’re not homey.  Dude on the left, what is your deal?  Is that your real hair, this pic is small so its hard to tell.  But you are gonna be the real deal someday buddy.  keep it up.