“Sometimes less is more…Just enough waxing of the eyebrows to shape the eye of the tiger (no pun intended, as we all know that song strikes home with any real Steakhead)…enough orange to bring out the definition but not enough to work for Mr. Wonka himself…lips pouted as if kissing the air they breathe……..the true essence of a Joey, however, is in consistency. This man does not just take 2 hours in preparation for a night of cameras and glitz…….and a little David Guetta. No no no…for to tan and pluck for just one night’s pump is merely an act of foolishness left for beat-the-clock pumpers,  holiday Pradaboys, and weekend warriors of the Ed Hardy nation. I present, your honor, a man who pokes spikey hair holes in his pillowcases 7 nights a week; a man who has seen tanning bulbs burn out in one session; a man who may one day pioneer the first injectable form of Muscle Milk. I present…”Al Boogie.”

I won’t bludgeon “The Man” with my quips and comments any further, I mean, the pictures speak for themselves…Guidos? Or Boogie Boys? This man could soon find himself as the Martin Luther King of the Staten Italy movement

**Sidenote** I would also recommend a write-in vote for the Belmar Mayor Ken Pringle as Guido of the Week. This guy has achieved legendary status in my guido-loving eyes….”

As always with pleasure-

Pale N. Luvinit”

(Doing my job for me, classic)

So F’ing jacked bro. Killing it. You should sell those belts for a living, you’d make more money than GM.  Bet you’ve been reading The Abs Diet huh.

Double Shocker? Nicely done. I’ll put a stamp of legitimate guido on this one. That don’t sell shirts like that at walmart. (Gotta get to Ross for that)

Unfadable, Unbeatable, Unstoppable.  This is Awe inspiring.  My fist just pumped so hard my mouse flew out of my hand and hit my friend in the face.  Slow clap….clap……..clap….clap clap clap Woo!!!!  I feel like the music from that 80’s song final countdown should be playing right now.

Skadouche! What is this crap? Guido photography class? Anyway, sweet necklace, send me one.

Listen up Chinman, you only one because of the ridiculous facial hair.  But I gotta say I think we might be looking at the new thing.  Keep your eye out this summer.  I’m predicting mass chin stripes everywhere you look.  And bro, whoever you are, everyone will credit you as this week’s winner.  Err wait…actually everyone will probably be hammered and have no idea, yeah that sounds about right.

Am I watching animal planet right now??!  Good God, what is happening here?  Where do you people find this sh*t to send to us.  Wherever it is…keep looking.  Good work.  I can’t look at this picture for more than 1.3 seconds though without kind of grimacing.

Suns out guns out bro. Killing it yo. Can’t fade this, holla!!!! Can someone direct me to a store that sells a vest tank top like that. I need 3 for this upcoming weekend.

“Here we go from the Red Mile in Calgary.”

Not sure what that means, but this is some legit Canadian Guido action.  Eh?  You disagree?  Aboot what?  meh.

This is my friend who calls himself Tommy TwoTime haha!!! He trys to be a guido in southern Alabama!!!

Well shucks, ain’t that cute.  A little bit of Guido in the dirty dirty south.  Who knew?