10 4, guido alert!  We have a winner for the week.  3 solid contenders, can’t pick a winner.  Plus a top notch guidette getting ready to pump that fist up.  No shit talking for me.

How can you argue with this winner?  Abs Diet veteran right here.  Alright, who put the kissy lips on this guy?  Please tell me you didnt do it yourself.

We try not to let too much crap slip onto the site, but this is one of those pics that gets sent in where I think “man, I think this is fake, but very very easily real.”  It’s like a sports game, I decided to put it up here and the evidence is inconclusive to pull it down.  So congrats.  Winners.  Be glorious ye ol chick with douche.

Now boarding, flight douche to guidoville aboard Benny airlines.  Enjoy your flight suckas!  Hope you fellas found some hot chicks to fly with.

Is it freakshow friday?  Close enough!  Wowza, I think this is from the infamous guido crew, check the old pix on the site, but yikers, where did this one come from.  I think I’m getting cancer just sitting here looking at this.  No hot chick with this douchebag here.

Back center, you ready to go from zero to hero?  Call me.

A double whammy winner, classic guido and guidette action.

Doesn’t really need much a description does it.  100% bushslaying guido power.  Could be Jersey, San Diego or Texas, can you put protein powder in beer?  What does that taste like?

Good things come in pairs apparently.

“Here’s a pick of my Hackensack-guido friends at a bowling ally in
South Carolina. I call it ‘The Mini Guinies.’ You could say they stand
out in a crowd… at least around here.”

The South is really coming out of it’s shell lately.  Weeze be taking over dat shiz

Man respect kid.  Let me know how that went over with the ladies.

“I know this guy, personally. When I told him he was ‘guido-licious’ he said thanks. He only dreams that someday he will be known infamously as a gyno. This conversation also took place just days ago:
Him: Hey you. Think I could pull off a nipple ring?
Me: I can’t believe that is even a serious question.
Him: Yeah I’ve wanted one for years but my parents said I can’t get it until I move out so
Me: Jesus.

Please put this on your site. It’d make his day – week – year, even. You know how like, if you get in the paper your parents will buy copies for everyone? This would be the same situation – except he will be the one spreading the ‘sick’ news.
Thanks!”

I don’t care how you spin it, that mcdonalds hat is not cool.  Cmon bra, you’re better than that.  Shape up.