Something eerie about making a post on 10/10/10.  But if I were to do so It would go something like this, from this dude’s perspective in his ad.

“Dear Craigslist searcher, if you are interested in getting with me, you would be wise to look fresh.  I will take you to this hotel room and perform a roid rage on you.  Please email me.”

Now that the summers well over and it’s getting cold and shit, it’s time to put some old school Italian boys up on the site.  Keeping it real, although, dude on the left, don’t try so hard.

It’s official, Guido Fever is spreading faster than bird flu.  It’s a worldwide epidemic as seen here.  Emails from people in Switzerland coming in.  And they look pretty frickin fist pumping guido to me if I must say so myself.  Congrats, use google translate if you need to.  Peace.

I meant double trouble like…them as a couple, not those two things, get your head outta the gutter.

It’s a little tough to read so I’ll make it easy for ya, “The one and only Greg Vee, parties, clubs, girls, lives the good live everyday.”  True story, apparently.

Is what she said before emailing in this pic. Thanks to the website listed in the pic too.

Comes out today!!! In Stores Nationwide!  Stop what you are doing and go run to Urban Outfitters, Barnes and Noble, and anywhere else books are sold and check it out.  If you’ve ever laughed, cried, sneered, or cheered at guidofistpump.com, you need to make this book the latest edition to your bathroom library.

It’s not a photo comments book, it’s the real deal, and we put our stamp of approval on it, obvi.

Looks like we even got a writeup on The Daily Beast and we’ll be on the radio near you soon!  Have a look at the right hand side of this page to check it out!

The Guido Anthropology is now complete, and we put out the book about the damn thing.

Every once in awhile I get sent a pic that I honestly can’t tell if its A. Serious B. Hilarious Joke C. Uber Gay.

You guys can figure it out, I just post emails sent to me.

Good find!  Thanks for sending in.  A real dynamic guido duo if I’ve ever seen.