Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! WHAT IS THIS???  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Wow, okay, just had to get that out of my system.  I’ve seen some other pix of these dudes before, but this one takes the cake I think.  My dermatologist is crying right now, he is on the floor in tears.  sheesh.

Here at GFP we reward persistence.  We’d received this picture from some dude or said dudes friend a couple times, but it somehow got thrown in the bin of pictures we have.  Yet, at a 2nd or 3rd look now, we realized how guido it is to want yourself to be guido that bad.  Something something philosophy, I dunno.  But, this is pretty solid.  you won dude!  Enjoy it.

“hi, this guy is a huge club-goer. he even wears the fake contacts to have the complete guido look.
he is my facebook friend and i took these pictures straight from there. He even tagged himself as ” **! Hollywood !** ”

no joke.
he should win. please. haha

ps. me and my brother love your site
keep up the hilarious work.”

What we imagine his thoughts were, “hmm, I really want to show off this new affliction shirt, but somehow showcase my killer good looks, killer bike, and kickass truck.  Nope, it just can’t be done in one photo.  2 it is.

“Question: Why do guidos never smile in pictures?
Answer: Because they think they’re too hard or too cool or too really really ridiculously good looking.

This is a picture of my friend Mike and his friends. He has at least a hundred pictures of him and his friends on facebook and not one of them can you see even a crack of a smile. I call this particular photo Magnum, Le Tigre and Blue Steel (Zoolander reference). Please post this photo in guido of the week section of your site. I just love bustin’ this kids balls to no end.

Thanks,
Irish Kid Who Likes To Bust Guido Balls”

Mission accomplished my friend. Good pic! Thanks.

“My friends from central jersey caught at the wrong time during a frolic session in a hotel room party. Total benny’s.”

Good times, wish I was there…err…scratch, I’m prett glad I wasn’t.  Thanks though.

Last week I said creepy always wins out, I want to rephrase, attitude always wins.  Usually, the attitude is creepy, but today, it’s more “we’re killing it” kind of attitude.  1.  That new budweiser american style is pretty good, even if budweiser isnt even an American company anymore, sigh…but I drink it now. 2. more importantly, guy on the right, you look my buddy adam, so you win.  cause its funny, for my friends, and sometimes when you run a website, you get to do things like that.

Creepy always seem to win out here at GFP.  And congrats buddy, you creeped us the F out!  But hey, you won.  Enjoy, your famously creepy now.

“i am a huge fan of your site
this is a picture of my brother and his little guido freinds
hopefully youll enjoy and see how the “guido” thing is not only for the old guys who live at home with thier mothers, but sadly for the youth of america.

thanks alot.”

You know what they say, little brothers always learn from their big brothers.  hahaha.  Think you can match up with your little brother?  The fist pumping community is calling you out!

This week’s guido of the week is paying respect to the most badass guido of all, a soldier of the U.S. Army heading back for a second tour in Iraq.  Congrats Mike, you crazy Guid you.  Keep pumping your fists worldwide, be safe, and keep us safe so we can dance around in tight shirts forever!

You can thank your homey Kayle. “it would really make him happy because Guidos love to see their pictures on websites.”

I call this post, guido fist pumping…in the future! So this is uber weird, but someone sent us the email so we gotz to share it with you.

“As you may or may not know, Playstation has a new online community called HOME. Its kinda like Second Life. Just wanted to let you know that guidofistpump.com is being represented virtually as well! Much like real life, you can tell that HOME is a big sausagefest.”

Thanks?