“BEST GUIDETTE PIC OF THE WEEK. REAL TRUE JERSEY GIRLS RIGHT HERE.”

Yo, I’m crushing so hard on you ladies right now.  Most weeks it’s one girl that stands out and I’m like, oh dag, we got a guidette here, but all 3 of you ladies got that panda express orange chicken color skin I love and the attitude to go with it.  Guidettes of the week, Ya Hear!

Congrats Yo!  This is big week to be guidette of the week.  With the return of the Jersey Shore (the show that “borrowed” the guido fist pump from us) back on the air, lots and lots of peeps are emailing in their pics to be guido and guidette of the week.  I dunno why, but this one caught my eye.  So congrats, you better make us proud out there next weekend.  Go Big!

Good angle on that eye makeup.  Solid guidette of the week right here.

You heard right people, we’re looking for the absolute best of the best pictures for a special upcoming project.  It’s going to be F’ing huge and you will go down in history as an epic guido or guidette.  Whether you’ve sent in pix before or have new ones waiting to be sent in, contact us today at [email protected], send in your pix and be a part of it.  This is ASAP people!!!

Hello just found this site.¬† I love it.¬† Don’t forget about us Guidos down in Miami now!
I wish there were more Jersey guidette girls down here.  So hot!
 
Chris

Thanks for the email Chris, here’s to adding legitimacy to Miami.  Cheers.

Sometimes one pic goes for both.  This week sometime different.  Same 2 winners, 2 different picks.  In this pic, I’d have to say this fine jersey girl wins hands down.  A hot chick with a douchebag, thats what the people want, thats what they get.

Wow…wow…wow!  Just when you think you’ve seen it all, and as the year end closes in, I thought I had, some amazing guidette action just comes at you like a Jersey Shore explosion.  This is epic.  I can’t pick a winner from these three.  3 way tie this week.  Many thanks for the pic.  Enjoy people.

Umm what?  What are you girl on the right?  Jersey chick working at Chick Fil A?  Or guidette who fell in the deep fryer (on purpose or not?)  Lay off the carrots, same some orange for the rest of the world.  Congrats though.  Happy Halloween to all in the Guido nation.  All you hot ladies out there, find yourself a hot douche.  okay?

Just got a tongue ring in there and you’ll be 100% complete.  Halloween IS coming up you know.  Think about it.  Thanks for the pic.  Can’t disappoint a jersey girl.

That’s the sexiest zebra I ever darn saw.  She doesn’t look that interested in homeboy though, kind of looking away….my way.  booya!